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When The Vampire Diaries became a hit TV series on The CW Network, the first thought that dawned on me was “More sparkling vampires? Great.”

But, hell no, I was wrong. 

Instead of fairies, we were given actual vampires. That’s right- bloodthirsty, violent-induced vampires. One of whom fans would know as Damon Salvatore.

More like Salivate-on-Salvatore, if you ask me.

So, who is this sexy man? If you don’t know, well, allow me to introduce you to Ian Joseph Somerhalder (More commonly known as Ian Somerhalder).

To those who had not known, Somerhalder’s name had been mingling around Hollywood for quite sometime. Raised by a massage therapist as a mother and a building contractor as a father, Ian was actually one of America’s fine male models. 

Not very surprising, right? I mean, with looks like that, and a body that’s drool-worthy, why wouldn’t he be a model?

And, his breakthrough role was actually scored in the hit TV show, Lost.

So, now that we’ve gotten over the “Oh, my god, he’s so sexy!” talk, let’s take deeper dip into his life. In fact, let’s drown altogether.

As a wildlife preserver, Ian Somerhalder introduced this foundation (via Twitter) to the world. 

“Instead of gifts this year, my birthday wish is that we come together and raise funds to support projects that protect our habitat and nurture our furry friends,” quoted the 33-year old celebrity. 

Well, I must say, if you actually follow him on Twitter, your homepage would be spammed by various posts on ways to support animal-related organisation or wild-life preserving societies. Extreme naturist, if I may say so myself. 

“OKAY. BLAH BLAH BLAH, NATURE, BLAH BOOM, ENVIRONMENT, ANIMALS, BLAH. WHERE’RE THE GOSSIPS?”

Patience is virtue. 

In 2004, Ian Somerhalder was said to have dated Nicky Hilton. YES, THAT’S RIGHT. Paris Hilton’s younger sister actually dated the Mr. Sexy Vampire? 

And then, in 2009, Ian Somerhalder dated Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen-Twilight Saga). Vampire-sparkle-under-the-sun actually had a go vampire-who-would-rather-be-bloodthirsty-than-look-like-a-fairy? 

My sources aren’t exactly the strongest ones, but these are the gossips I have fished out. 

The power to believe is yours, so while you’re at it, drool over this oh-so-hot picture, will you?

In 1998, we were confident Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t be like the many troubled celebrities we knew. But today, we blame Parent Trap for our oh-so-careless assumption. Who knew she’d be so messed up? I, for one, didn’t have a clue.

Before we do the drug talk, let’s have a little stroll down memory lane. Only the past can reflect the future, right?

Okay, let’s start with her parents- Michael and Dina. The pair is just like any other Hollywood couple- Divorced. In a barbaric way, I’d say. In 1985, they got married; and separated when Lindsay was three. A little while later, the pair reunited. Shocker, I know. But that didn’t last long either. They separated in 2005, and after much deliberation, they finally divorced in 2007.

Two-thousand seven. Now, wasn’t that the year of Lindsay’s notorious fall? Oh, you know, all that whatnots about her visits to rehabs.

Yes, as a matter of fact it is. All so coincidental, don’t you think?

So what can we make of this? Let’s say, hypothetically, her indecisive parents messed her up, can we still say her problems are self-inflicted? I wouldn’t know, would I? So has this question been asked to the public?

We looked up to Lindsay in her most victorious moment, giving her nicknames like, teen movie queen after a debut in Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. But today, we can’t see that, can we? All we see is a rebellious rehab-lover.

Oh, and not to mention the sudden change in her sexual preference. I did not see that one coming. Just so you know, she dated Samantha Ronson a few years back.

So what did Samantha have to say about it?

“To be honest, being with her was more of a headache than anything else,” said Samantha in one of her interview with The Times magazine.

Ouch.

Anyway, did you hear the latest media hype? Something about Lindsay not attending a hearing, which brings her behind bars again. Or was it probation?  I can’t keep track, you know. From, drugs, to rehabs, to sex with random dudes (and presumably a female), to jail, and court hearings; I mean, do people still keep a tab on her or something?

Now, after each fall, she’s been trying to make ‘more successful comeback’. I wonder why each time she tries, she fails. Oh, the irony.

All I see is headlines like “Still in denial, possibly suicidal”, or “Lohan now wears an ankle-monitor”, or well, the usual “Lohan checks into rehab”. 

Oh, yes, and of course the unforgettable “Lohan topless in Max Magazine.”

So, who’s ready to hear more? Anyone noble enough to hand her a helping hand? Kim Kardashian says, “I’ll always be there for Lindsay Lohan!” 

Yeah, Kim, while you’re at it, make a sex tape with her, won’t you?

Okay, I didn’t mean it in a bad way, but we know Kim’s oh-so-kind offer isn’t very beneficial. Some moral support, a word of advice, an BOOM! Kim gets a headline “Kim Kardashian lends a helping hand to the troubled Lohan!” All for the fame of it, I’d say. I mean, that’s what Kim’s all about right? Fame, and fortune. At least, that’s what her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, say.

Don’t fall for it, Lohan. 

As much as we hate it, this Disney channel star has her career in ruins, very much like various other I-start-off-with-Disney-and-end-up-in-rehab celebrities.

True. I mean, we saw what happened to Britney Spears, didn’t we? And Christina Aguilera isn’t much of a goody-two-shoes either.

How many more wrecked celebrities can we endure? I know Miley Cyrus’s bound to be next. Oh, and did you hear, Demi Lovato checked into rehab just recently?

The ‘Disney magic’ creeps the hell out of me, man.

Inspired by glam-rock artistes, this pop-sensation was pretty much a nerd back in her younger years. Now apart from her successful career in music, Lady Gaga is well-known for her disturbing appearance, and mockery-of-an-attitude.

Let’s dig in her appearance first, shall we?

Okay, we all know how most celebrities are pretty much trend-setters, but don’t you think Lady Gaga has taken that piece of statement too far? 

As much as I adore her confidence in putting up ridiculous-looking frocks, there is a certain element to it that scares the hell out of me. I mean, for Pete’s sake, who wears meat ?  

It’s for consumption, Gaga. You don’t wear em’ to red carpets.

And well over the years, we have seen her in a memorable-but-not-in-a-good-way outfits.

So has she gotten too far with this meat-inspired dress? Apparently, not.

Gaga certainly caught the media’s attention with her new look- a dress made out of human hair!

How outrageously disturbing!

So, why does she do it then? Why does she create media hype with her extremely weird outfits?

Not that I oppose or anything, but surely there’s a reason, right?

Well, in an interview with Oprah Winfrey not long ago, Gaga claimed that she dresses differently because she wants to make a statement about something going on in the world. She said she doesn’t do it just to be perogative and to stand out.

Whatever Gaga, whatever.

Moving on, let us press on the next issue. Lady Gaga’s mockery-of-an-attitude.

This singing phenomenal was said to have created a bad impression with her new music video Alejandro, and I can’t help but agree.

If you have watched the MV, you would agree too. I mean, who swallows a cross without offending her viewers?

“Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke,” tweeted Katy Perry.

Lady Gaga’s atheist-like attitude seemed to be a hot-topic these days. Fans, or shall I say ex-fans go on and on about how far she has taken her disrespectful attitude when it came to Christianity. Not only that, the media has now labelled her as The Illuminati Puppet.

Lady Gaga is an amazing singer, but if she goes on behaving so badly, she will undoubtedly loose all her fans. And I’m not just saying that.

Well enough of the fans. Does Lady Gaga have her own dream boy? According to the Hollywood Gossip, yes she does.

Gaga is apparently still into her ex-boyfriend, Luc Carl (who happened to have dated Alex Stebbins after the break-up).

Gaga showed up in Luc’s life, offering him the world if he got back with her. 

So what do you think he did?

He accepted the offer.

He told Alex to wait for him, though, which seemed pretty weird to me (not that she actually agreed).

Oh well, as weird as she may seem, Lady Gaga has caught the heart of many, including Will Smith’s daughter, Willow Smith. Now that Whip My Hair is a huge hit, the 9-year-old claims that she is willing to work with Lady Gaga. I’m not surprised. I mean, did you see how she looked in that MV?

Adorable, and not bad for a Lady Gaga fan. Fortunately, I love it. 

Oh well, that’s all the Gaga you can talk about for one day. Let’s just see if she her fashion sense ever gets better, not that I’m against it or anything.

The 35-year-old Russell Edward Brand is in the spotlight for so many reasons. But what reason outshined the others? Yes, that’s right- Katy Perry.

This English comedian/ actor/ columnist/ author and radio/television presenter, who has been dating Katy Perry for almost a year is ready to tie the knot on this very day. Yes folks, it is the 23^rd of October today. 

The two couples had been flown to Jaipur, India for a lavish, yet ‘normal’ (quoted by Brand) wedding.

The ceremony will be held at The Rambagh Palace (hotel) and attended by jet-flown guests, including R&B singer Rihanna. Draped in Saree, and  decorated with henna tattoos, Perry is set for an Indian-styled wedding. That’s pretty fantastic, coming from a someone who grew up with pastors.

 So, now that we’re done with that, let us explore more pressing details.

Claiming that Perry is ‘the one’ after just a year of dating,who is this Englishman that has captured the heart of the Teenage Dream singer?

Let us take a step back to his past, shall we?

As a child, Brand had many disturbing memories to share. Being sexually abused by a tutor, Russell Brand also had to live with a cancerous mother, and occasionally with his perverted father. (His father even took him to visit prostitutes).

Stressful, ain’t it? It’s no wonder he got into drugs at such a young age. 

And therefore, he grew up in a dirty surrounding, thus being linked to various sex-related stories. To top it all of, Brand, who is also an author,  shares all his dirty sex stories and nasty hook-ups with the world? how, you ask? Well, remember when I told you he was also an author? 

‘My Booky Wook’ might come in handy if you’re in a bookstore now.

So how did innocent Katy perry fall for this shaggy-haired comedian?

Well, apparently it all started when Brand wrote a love poem for her after last year’s MTV Video Music Award.

So was that really it? A small love poem could actually sweep a girl of her feet?

No, I don’t think so. 

According to many, there is a certain element to Brand that makes ladies go gaga.

“Brand is what he is - and women can’t help but be attracted to that kind of confidence. Even if it does come in package topped off with a head of hair that has that ‘I stuck my finger in an electric socket’ style,” says style expert; Jenn Falik.

And not only that, just before Brand got together with Perry, the former had not been spotted with any other women since the year 2002.

Well, so yeah, after they started dating, Brand was said to have whisked her on a romantic trip to Thailand, which she later tweeted about how awesome the trip happened to be.

“She thinks he is hilarious and incredibly sexy,” said a pal of hers.

Oh well, so now we know, the former sex/ heroin addict had probably turned over a new leaf. And will probably stay true to his words, when he says “I do.” later today.

“Katy, you hot bitch! Congratulations! I’m so happy for you and Russell.”
-Ke$ha-
 

If the girl who wakes up feeling like P. Diddy is feeling happy for them right now, I guess we could too.

Now as we all know it, this American Idol runner-up had publicly announced his sexual preference- He is gay. But after an unexpected twist in this piece of information, we are left wondering- Is Adam Lambert really gay, or is he just bisexual?

Now, what was it that stirred such a question? Let us dig in the media hype.

In recent interviews, Lambert described himself as bi-curious, although he has never into the whole labeling-yourself thing.

So what had Mr. Bi-Curious been up to?

Here’s where the spice kicks in.

According to JustJared.com, Lambert had been spotted kissing a girl at a gay nightclub! - February 13

And to make it even more spicy, that ‘girl’ was none other than the pop-sensation, Ke$ha!

And the after-effect?

“He tasted like blueberries and champagne.” 

-Ke$ha-

“She tasted like Goldschläger and maple syrup.” 

-Lambert-

Well, why did they kiss then? Was it just some sort of friendly “Hey, look Adam and I are good friends, and we do friendly kisses all the time.” Apparently, not.

“It’s an energy thing, “She’s really pretty, we were laughing and we just started kissing. She’s a great kisser.” 

-Adam-

So this what does ‘an energy thing’ actually mean? To me, it plainly points out “Hey’ I’ve got a thing or two for the ladies.”

And guess what, I may not be wrong.

Lambert himself has claimed that he’ll probably be sexual with a woman if the mood struck.

While the sensational Irish pop group Westlife achieved their greatest success in the year 2001, a couple of young and delicate German teenagers were pulling together a pop rock band, which is now known as Tokio Hotel. Founded by singer Bill Kaulitz, guitarist Tom Kaulitz, drummer Gustav Schäfer and bassist Georg Listing, Tokio Hotel was previously known as ‘Devilish’.

Okay, so well, you can get all those information in their Wikipedia page. Why don’t we do a little ‘out-of-the-box’ research?
I’ve just discovered that Bill and Tom Kaulitz have been receiving a couple of bad critics due to a large sum of people not knowing that they are brothers. Just for the record, Bill and Tom are not gay, and are definitely not hooking up with each other. They are straight, identical twins. And well, here is a proof for Tom being the older one.

“The best birthday I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born.”

-Tom Kaulitz-

And by that, Tom was referring to his 10-minute younger brother.

The two were born on September 1st, 1989, in Leipzig, Germany; and had grown up together ever since.

“When Tom and I were young, we could stay up and go out later than most kids our age but we never misused it. I never came back home drunk and threw up on my mothers feet.”

-Bill Kaulitz-

I mean seriously people, is it that hard to figure out that they are twins? They have the same surname, for Pete’s sake. 

And yes, if you’re wondering, Bill is straight too. I know the Adam-Lambert-styled-appearance, and the way he speaks indicates otherwise, but it has been proven that he is straight, no questions asked.

Bill has publicly announced that he is straight, and well certain research has backed up that theory.

Bill, who hadn’t dated anyone for six years, had recently been out and about with a 20-year old Pinky S.

This too, hadn’t been proven true, until the media caught hold of Pinky’s ex-boyfriend, Dennis K.

According to Dennis, Pinky was a fan of Tokio Hotel and had even written a letter, with a photo, to Bill.

He contacted her at one point and they wrote to via the Internet.

Soon afterwards, they started meeting up. They spent a night together in a hotel in Leipzig and Bill even visited her at her house. 

Just after that, Bill had been allegedly writing about Pinky online.

“‘I love her so much, I enjoy every minute with her.”

Dennis also claimed that Bill wanted him to let go of Pinky so that the latter would be comfortable.

And to prove it all, Bill had even texted Dennis about it.

“It didn’t suit me that you and she were together.”

So well, there you go. Now we know, Bill may not be another Adam Lambert.

Speaking of which, the latter has publicly announced his crush on Bill. So yeah, if you’re not gay, it’s best if you keep an eye open, Bill. You never know when Adam’s going to strike!